Let me introduce you to my very first guest blogger who you will only know as THE 1337 BARISTA NINJA!!

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Hello loyal readers, this is THE 1337 BARISTA NINJA!!! AIIYAAAAA! I am writing today only to inform you that there is an underground resistance..A resistance known to insiders only as SKCUBRATS (pronounced like scuba rats without the a in scuba) or to EXTREME insiders as Starbucks backwards. I am their appointed leader. I am the leader of a nation of Starbucks employees that is unsatisfied. No sir, not with rising health care costs or inflated gas prices (which by the way are low relative to gas prices in Europe which average around $6 a gallon.. so quit your effing whining) but with Starbucks customers. Yes you, Mrs. Iced Triple, Decaf, Grande, 3-Pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Non-Fat, Extra Ice, Latte. Oh, don't think I left you out either Mr. Venti, 5 Raw Sugars, Half Whole Milk, Half Hot Water, Quarter Inch of Foam Americano. Your self-absorbed umm... selves are safe no longer. You now must fear the wrath of SKCUBRATS!!! I BET YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 3 OR 4 PUMPS OF CINNAMON ANYMORE WHEN I INJECT 5 BOTTLES INTO YOUR BRAIN WITH A GIGANTIC SYRINGE AIIIIYAAAA!!!!
Till we meet again,
THE 1337 BARISTA NINJA

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Ok. Awkward.

One week ago today, I was hanging out with Jeff Tazelaar, and Kyle Wade.
There was much merriment and carrying on as we had decided to go swimming. This proved to be an excellant choice, and much joy was had during the our stay at the pool.
Because this pool in an odd sort of location, it just happened to overlook a dollar theater from where it was, and all three of us being college students, decided to give the 1.25 movie a shot.
We decided on Munich, which seemed excellant enough for my liking even though we were 15 minutes late.
So we walk into the theater, we pool our money in change to buy one large drink, and obviously got three straws to go with it, as there were three of us.
Because we had just come from swimming, none of us were wearing shirts, and this seemed fitting for the enviroment that we were in, and the the woman who grabbed our tickets was mentally handicapped, and I don't think she minded either. So thats how it was going to be.

So as we sit in this theater, awaiting the explosions and gunshots that I had heard about, the airconditiong kicks on, so we all hudle under the one towel that Jeff had thought to bring it.

However, instead of Eric Bana and Rafael Tabor being on screen, I get Jake Gylenhal and Heath Ledger?!

We all look at eachother, realize that we're watching brokeback mountain, and then all go to take a drink from the same cup at one time.

Turns out they had locked the doors or somthing, so we couldn't get out and had to finish watching the movie.......
which is what actually happened.
truthfully.

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Nate: Sir, acutally that is chlorine.
Old Man: You are a liar.

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